Cuteness

Cuteness is actually an efferessent projection of yummyness which comes from a magical source deep in the body. Not cute people dont have this. This magical efferessence is magical and makes people happy and feel like singing. An absense of the magical substance that we technically call cuteness makes people grumpy and yucky and turns them into boys, eeeewww.

The possession of cute powers means that yummy cute girls wake up on Cutegirlday and go out to do useful stuff, as opposed to not cute people that are too stupid to wake up and stay asleep like idoits all day whilst the cute girls are out saving the world and doing useful stuff.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cute Girl Day