Cuteness
Cuteness
is actually an efferessent projection of yummyness which comes
from a magical source deep in the body. Not cute people dont have
this. This magical efferessence is magical and makes people happy
and feel like singing. An absense of the magical substance that
we technically call cuteness makes people grumpy and yucky and
turns them into boys, eeeewww.
The
possession of cute powers means that yummy cute girls wake up on
Cutegirlday and go out to do useful stuff, as opposed to not cute
people that are too stupid to wake up and stay asleep like idoits
all day whilst the cute girls are out saving the world and doing
useful stuff. |